So there was a cat show in town, and I know you think I live in a cat show, so why spend perfectly good money to see more cats?
Cats in cat shows are just like cats in our houses. They sleep.
But sometimes they sleep wearing little cowboy hats, probably dreaming of rounding up herds of mice out on the ranch.
A sleeping cat doesn’t care if he is wearing a silly hat. But stay away. When he wakes up and finds out what a human did to him, he’ll go to great lengths to avenge this humiliation. Which leads to the real reason for going to a cat show. Cat show people!
Some cats will wear frilly collars for treats.
If I get out of this predicament, I will hunt you down and claw your eyes out as punishment, even if it takes 100 years.
Are we having fun yet?
Is that a toy on your head or are you glad to see me?